You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
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The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
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My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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