Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
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He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
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Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Oh god it's open bar.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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