Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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