so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
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the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
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I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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