I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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