Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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