I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
