i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
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You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
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Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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