i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
my liver is dry heaving
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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