I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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