so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
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Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
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She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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