i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
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the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
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dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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