Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
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Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
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This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I forget how to act sober
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