Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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