Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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