sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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