Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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