Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Randomize
