he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
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whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
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So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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