If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
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benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
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So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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