clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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