i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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