So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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