Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
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does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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