Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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