Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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