Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
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I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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