Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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