Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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