Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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