It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
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I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
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the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize