i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
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