I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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