So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
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I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
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Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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