It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
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