She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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