one might say we're banned from that church
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
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We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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