Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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