I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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