You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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