Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
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