Don't you send me to vm
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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