He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
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