he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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