so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
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over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
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Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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