I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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