I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
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Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
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don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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