I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
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Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
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He better not be in your backpack
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina