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  I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?

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  (312): I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night? http://tfl.nu/ityh
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  (813): View more from Florida

  No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.

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  (813): No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want. http://tfl.nu/m7ba
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  (706): View more from Georgia

  well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.

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  (706): well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun. http://tfl.nu/hotb
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  (847): View more from Illinois

  Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party

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  (847): Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party http://tfl.nu/77aw
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  (502): View more from Kentucky

  I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.

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  (502): I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis. http://tfl.nu/zjdj
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  (302): View more from Delaware

  I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game

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  (302): I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game http://tfl.nu/wh7c
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  (309): View more from Illinois

  The "puke-towel" started to grow something...

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  (309): The "puke-towel" started to grow something... http://tfl.nu/d1rv
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  (512): View more from Texas

  Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.

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  (512): Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor. http://tfl.nu/9a3p
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  (630): View more from Illinois

  I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.

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  (630): I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks. http://tfl.nu/bpzl
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  (231): View more from Michigan

  I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement

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  (231): I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement http://tfl.nu/2xwy
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  (708): View more from Illinois

  Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this

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  (708): Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this http://tfl.nu/2xjb
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  (770): View more from Georgia

  Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.

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  (770): Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week. http://tfl.nu/3id8
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  (757): View more from Virginia

  Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.

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  (757): Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there. http://tfl.nu/k4p8
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  (914): View more from New York

  I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood

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  (914): I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood http://tfl.nu/gm6c
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  (425): View more from Washington

  Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me

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  (425): Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me http://tfl.nu/wcm8
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