whats a polygalesbian?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
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they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
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I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie