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(423): View more from Tennessee

How'd it feel making her break her religion?

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her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..

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(812): View more from Indiana

Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue

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(303): View more from Colorado

okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.

(785): View more from Kansas

again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.

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(509): View more from Washington

the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating

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(256): View more from Alabama

My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.

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(940): View more from Texas

No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...

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