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  i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Can Purell be used as lube?

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• (207): View more from Maine

  do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.

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• (805): View more from California

  Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....

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  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach

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  Me toooooo!! Margaritas

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  I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good

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• (914): View more from New York

  Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle

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