i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Can Purell be used as lube?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
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I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
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Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle