Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
She announced her abortion via fbk
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
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