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(608): View more from Wisconsin

and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.

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(319): View more from Iowa

I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign

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(607): View more from New York

Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?

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(847): View more from Illinois

I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted

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(720): View more from Colorado

He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."

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(857): View more from Massachusetts

You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.

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(518): View more from New York

You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here

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