I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
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if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
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I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer