my sisters under your porch take her home
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
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