Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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