just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
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I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Your cock deserves a montage
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
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Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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