glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
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The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
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She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
Shame is for Republicans.
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